May 22 was yet another noisy day in Korea, the peninsula where there’s nary a dull moment.

DPRK artillery took a potshot at an ROK warship. Well, when I say at, I mean near. Reuters headlined this: “North Korea artillery fires at South Korean navy ship, and misses.”

But surely the KPA are better shots than that? If they’d meant to hit it, then they would have. (Otherwise it would have been them personally on the receiving end of the next mortar round, if rumors of Kim Jong Un’s videogame-like execution preferences (splat!) are to be believed.)

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